"Hmmm, what's this? Looks comfy. Let me just fluff it up a bit to achieve optimal loft density."
"Ahhh...yes...this will do quite nicely. Napping is a science, you know, and I hold a PhD in the study of Napology."
"The rigors of being the second in command around here are exhausting. So many people to dazzle with my cuteness. Letting them pet me and feed me snacks...*yawn*...the responsibilities never end."
"You shouldn't try this at home unless you are a professional, such as myself."